Dropsies

Didn't I mention yesterday that I was dropping things? Ok, so after I wrote that, I went to lunch and dropped a bottle of juice at the cashier's feet, breaking glass and spilling juice all over the floor. Then this morning, I managed to drop my keys down a little crack in the floor between the elevator and the platform that I had never noticed before. They disappeared down the elevator shaft. The security guys in the building are trying to figure out if anyone knows where that goes. They all said "Wow, we always wondered what would happen if someone did that" and marvelled at my aim. Pretty soon, I'll need a lanyard around my neck, and I'll have to clip my mittens to my coat.